While spending some Mommy time with me tonight, Pete asked me if he could sleep with Drama Queen's friend when she comes to visit. (He fancies her as his "girlfriend".) I replied, "No," and when he asked why not, I stated that boys and girls do not sleep together unless they are married.
He then asked when girls and boys can get married, and I replied, "They can't get married until they are old enough to understand what marriage is."
"I know what marriage is," he quickly offered. "It's when a man is with a woman and he can't get away from her!"