Public Service Announcement #2

This product . . .

Tastes the way this product smells!

(Don't ask me how I know. I just happen to like to sniff things. The senses of smell and taste ARE connected, you know.)

Now for the weird part: they're owned by the same company. Did the toothpaste people get bored and go play with the teenybopper deodorant people?
Hmmm . . .

And where did they get the name "Kiss Me Mint"? Since this smells like a deodorant, it has conjured some disturbing images in my mind . . .

Public Service Announcement

These look like Cheetos.


They do not, in fact,
TASTE like Cheetos.

This has been a public service announcement.
We now return to our regularly scheduled post.

Here is the latest example of Screech's handiwork:

I just might make good on my promise
to sell her on Ebay.