My Own Potty Stories

This time I thought I'd share some gems from when Drama Queen was 3:

Seeing a poor woman with many teeth missing, D.Q. pointed to each remaining tooth, saying, "You have one, two, free, and four teef!"

In the middle of Arby's, she asked (loudly), "Mommy, how come mans don't have big, floppy nipples like ladies do?"

In the bathroom of an upscale restaurant, D.Q. said - very loudly, of course! - "Mommy, why do grownup girls have black, fluffy fur on their bottoms?"

Have a great week!